ASTROS CONTINUE TO STINK, JUST LIKE HOUSTON.
"I will make out with every member of the
Chicago White Sox if they just do one thing tonight..."
- Pugs, 10/26/05
"Dirtbags of the world... UNITE!"
"Remember when my idiot son owned the Rangers?
Me neither. Go Astros!"
"Well, at least we have the Texans...
Ah, fuck... somebody shoot us."