Bye Bye, Jerry
After 20 years in the National Football League, Jerry Rice retired. Jerry Rice, 42 years old, set 38 NFL records. He will probably be known as the greatest Wide Receiver that ever played the game of football, aside from me... I'm awesome....
I've always treated Football very differently from Basketball. I don't respect or enjoy watching any player that ripped into my hometown team like Roman Polanski with an 11 year old hymen. Jerry Rice is different though. Sometimes I'd watch him and then notice that I have an erection. That's how good he is at his job, he gives me a friggin' woody.

I've always treated Football very differently from Basketball. I don't respect or enjoy watching any player that ripped into my hometown team like Roman Polanski with an 11 year old hymen. Jerry Rice is different though. Sometimes I'd watch him and then notice that I have an erection. That's how good he is at his job, he gives me a friggin' woody.

Here's to you Mr. Rice. Thanks for the wood.


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