CINCINNATI - Randy Winn of the San Francisco Giants hit for the cycle in his first four at-bats Monday night against the Cincinnati Reds.I saw this on ESPN and I got to say that Randy Winn swings a bat like a pussy. Aside from that, good for him I guess. Nobody chanted my name when I went hit my cycle, sex with four different animals in one night but whatever. I'm always being under appreciated for the shit that I do. Just wait, I'm going to fake my death and at my funeral I'm going to let all you people get sad. When everyone is crying I'll jump out of the coffin and scream, "HAHA, got you fuckers!". Then you'll be the ones that look like the fool. Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn ain't got nothin' on my pimpin' skills. Fuck those guys.
Winn led off the first inning with a single and the third with his ninth homer this season — his third in 13 games since being acquired from Seattle on July 30. The speedy center fielder doubled with one out in the fourth and opened the sixth with a triple to right-center in the Giants' 7-3 victory