Seven-year-old trained chimpanzee, Rudi, pretends to play golf during 'the animal wonder stage' at the Everland in Yongin, about 50 km (31 miles) south of Seoul, July 6, 2005.I've been a little tough on Koreans lately. But seriously, how can I be mad at/scared of people that have a monkey playing golf? That's just hilarious. A chimp can make even the most normal activity more fun. The PGA should let him play. He has a better shot of making the cut than Michelle Wie.
There is no story here. I'm just here sitting in the dark, drinking wine, and chanting "O Fortuna". Power dissolves like ice, muthafucka. Sorry for wasting a minute of your life that you'll never get back.
I'm lying. I'm not sorry. I hate all of you.