BEIJING (Reuters) - China has ordered its national gymnasts to turn in their computers and car keys, turn off their cell phones at 10 p.m. and stay in at night, so they will be fresh for training the next day.I think that's great. We should do that to people here. I know some people are going to bitch about their "rights", whatever the fuck that means, but seriously, I can't take the Mavs not making it to the finals again. Maybe if they'd sleep more and not get distracted by groupies, weed, and booze, the Spurs or Suns wouldn't hand them their ass.
Athletes who failed to comply with the new rules would face fines of between 2,000 yuan and 5,000 yuan, the Beijing News reported on Wednesday.
Cause this shit don't fly.
Ah, who am I kidding? I love that Dirk gets that piss drunk. It makes me like him all the more. Just like how I love Randy Moss and Rasheed Wallace because they smoke weed. I don't know if I like him queering off with Steve Nash but to each his own. But seriously Dirk, dude, win me a championship please. I've been a loyal Mavs fan all my life. I even wrote Cuban a letter explaining how I was willing to drive a wench in between Shaq, Kobe, and Phil Jackson... you're welcome entire western conferance. I think I deserve it.