In a scandal sure to rock the lesbian basketball watching community, the WNBA has suspended Detroit Shock guard Elaine Powell for Karl Malone-like behavoir. Apparently, she elbowed Washington Mystics guard Coco Miller. Yes, her name is really "Coco". Since nobody bothers wasting valuable film on WNBA games, we can only imagine the incident happened like this comic reinactment of the assault:
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