Ron Artest spoke to the local Indiana media on Monday, the first time since he turned into the Incredible Hulk in Detroit and beat the crap out of the first wimpy-looking white guy he could find in the crowd. He said he was going to try to remain in control and cut down on the technical fouls this year. "I'm a ghetto-type guy," he said. "I'll be ghetto for the rest of my life. But at the same time, there's a lot of kids who look up to me. For that, I'll change."
I'm glad Ron Artest is coming back. The Indiana Pacers are boring without him. I don't know how they made it to the second round of the playoffs last year... oh wait, that's right, the East Conference sucks balls. I hope Ron Artest only beats up other players this year. You only get suspended a couple of games for that.
Artest's crimes against humanity include starting
that sweet brawl in Detroit and shamelessly
plugging his whack ass rap albums.