Mark Cuban is a busy man this week, as the rumor mills have him buying sports franchise after sports franchise. What's he buying this time? The St. Louis Blues.
The St. Louis Blues? What is that... hockey?
Yes, it's hockey. Remember that sport that nobody watches? Yea, that one. With the ice skating and fist fights and lots of untrustworthy Russians. It started off with an article in the St. Louis Business Journal. Cuban was asked if he was buying the Blues, and he didn't comment. The speculation continued over to the sports page of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. They went over the pros of Cuban buying the Blues, like the fact that Cuban is loaded. They left out the cons, like the fact that hockey sucks.
I can't blame all these people for wanting Mark Cuban to buy their crappy sports franchises, he's the most awesome owner in the history of sports. But he's ours. Back off, fuckers.